Well, I'm gonna go over to the morgue and cheer up!

The neighbors have construction going on--
their cat has decided to move in with us,
 uninvited, 
until the work is completed?
We hope?

Afghan troops that are brought to the U.S. for training

are apparently going AWOL and disappearing?

We won't leave but they sure as fuck want to....
At least you've gotta admit that they are 
smarter then we are about pulling out of that fucking place?

I'm sure the defense department will soon be
announcing that every Afghan solider sent to training 
in the U.S. will receive, in advance, the new, 
noble freedom fighter medal,
 displayed below..

that this is AWESOME!

Never steal from a geek...

This guy was having his packages, left by UPS 

on his front porch stolen.

He set up a live feed camera to his office and

built a time delay, exploding box filled with his own shit!

you need to watch this video all the way through

to enjoy how brainpower overcomes thievery!

Exploding box of shit cures package thief!

Couldn't stomach watching the entire
"Presidential" town hall this week...
The only person there I respected was this guy 

The look on his face

sums up exactly how I feel....

There's some really impressive gobly-gook
at this site that seems to say--maybe?

I think this says....

The biggest reason to vote in this upcoming election
is not which douche---unwanted by us..
gets elected President, 
but rather that,
California, Arizona, Massachusetts,Maine and Nevada
are voting (hopefully) to legalize marijuana...!
marijuana-legalization-election
If California votes to legalize it's only a
matter of time then for the rest of the country!

Bentley owners...

will no longer have to subject themselves
to the horror of actually having to co-mingle with the 
serfs
 merely to obtain gasoline...
Bringing petrol to the filthy rich

Gasoline will be delivered,
 ordered electronically by the car
the rich, as always, have to do nothing.
Much like taxes.

Their Bentley's tank will be filled for them....
where ever the car may be.

The Schecter project continues--

Below is the body top prior to the project start:

The lower photograph displays the body

at it's current rebuild state after stripping and some sanding:

I am somewhat on hold with the body sanding

awaiting sandpaper resupply for my tiny, mouse sander,

which is an excellent tool for working the body sides,

nooks and crannies.

So at the moment I am working on stripping the head stock

which is also covered in advertising that screams to be removed.

Disguising the advertising neck inlays will be 

covered in another blog...

This TV series on streaming:

pretty funny---

I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed!

Never forget that we are good..

It is our leaders who divide us,

to more easily rule us...through fear.

So---

You are a conspicuously rich, vanity ridden,

no talent, somehow famous

parasite straight out of Idiocracy and

you get robbed of 10 million dollars 

worth of jewelry?

Inside Kim Kardashians terrifying robbery

Somehow, according to the media,

 I am supposed to feel sorry for you?

Bravo to the French criminal element!

science has given us this????

and we need this fucking why????????

Congress in this year's budget finally ends
the federal prohibition on medical weed 

and this new provision
stops federal agents from ever raiding state dispensaries.

Congress quietly ends federal medical marijuana prohibition

Took you long enough!

Have you seen a single bumper sticker for

this Presidential election?

I haven't?

Is everybody ashamed?

Bruce Springsteen signed a kid's 
school absence note...
The Boss signed it so..tough shit!

One minor success in guitar construction 
on the esquire starts me on a life of
crime, eh?--or rather guitar building projects!
Recently a neighbor gave me a promotional guitar
used as a display tool for her company.

The guitar itself is a Schecter Tempest.
An entry level, twin pickup solid body.
Nothing particularly special as a guitar--but fuck me, FREE!
Covered in booze advertising tho....

Immediately my newest project took shape
 within my big ol' brain.

Strip this bitch of all advertising, and install 
upgraded parts.
My goal is to transform this guitar into something
more professional looking and cleanly unique?
First I stripped the electronics and hardware,

then i removed the neck..

I am now in the process of chemically stripping the 
plastic exterior coatings and the black paint job.

This is a tough job as these lower level guitars
are machine dipped in multiple paint and protective plastic
coatings.
After 10 hours of work this is what the back
of the guitar looks like:

The front will without a doubt take even longer to strip..

I really want to use the natural wood
on this guitar no matter how poor it may be?
In the next blog I will update progress on the
body, hopefully display a trick for covering
the "Jagermeister" inlays on the neck,
and I'll show off some of the replacement parts
I ordered for eventual installation...

and on Netflix...