Wednesday, April 12, 2017

It's an entire race of mimes!

I am turning 65 this summer....

A New Jersey politician wants the state to give
organ donors a $1000.00 tax credit?
new-jersey-bills-call-for-1k-tax-credit-to-organ-donors
Wanna bet how many parents sign up their kids--?

The Japanese are going to begin drilling a hole
off the coast of Hawaii,
 into the molten center of the earth??
Yes, the insanely hell like red section,
 of the below diagram
After all, we know how excellent the Japanese 
are at combining nature and nasty technology,
like eh---
 the collapsed tsunami swamped nuclear reactor,
Fukushima??
and--why are they drilling this hole off Hawaii???
Eh-why not like off the coast of their home??

My $36.00, bullhead chronograph arrived
from China...
--excellent....
It is larger than the description which is cool for me.
The face is a bit busy but readable.
Amazingly even the band is more than acceptable,
very strange for Chinese watches..usually the
stock band must go immediately!
Very, very happy with this watch.

The super conservative, super religious,
Republican Governor of Alabama,
Robert Bentley---
has resigned and been arrested 
after being caught fucking his staff,
and using campaign and state money for his
Mclovin.
 at least this time Republican family values,
didn't mean cruising for a blow job at the airport
men's room,
---but still---
The Republican, old guy, love tapes are hilarious!
Hilariously-disgusting--i guess?
He got a slap on the wrist for his
criminal charges
Republican+Alabama...

Unfortunately Hillary is speaking again....
We had that short,wonderful time period,
where she just fucking disappeared
into the woods!
A lifetime of enriching herself, her husband and daughter
at the public trough means she simply cannot let it go...
In the pocket of wall street and owned by the one per center's,
She is the reason Trump sits in the White House.
Rigging the Primary against Bernie who could have
truly changed our world..
she is/was a total loser as a candidate..
Yet she rants on about the conspiracy against her,
causing her loss ?

Little things this week--
a new guitar student and
for my stage set-up an A-B switch for my pedal board.
This device will allow me to switch
between 6 and 12 string guitars on
stage with much less distraction.

On streaming---
excellent..
How can you not love a Finnish TV series,
with the Main character a detective who is
way out there on the Aspergers spectrum?
Awesome!

I admit to violating my no politics rule---

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Let me explain it to you one more time: EH--No....

This was odd jobs week around the place.

help a little, skinny, little, lost dog wandering
our alley this week.
It wouldn't let me help---
I cannot help replaying the day's conversations
 in my head wondering if something I said
 may have pissed somebody off--??

The massive equipment failure I suffered last week
with both my 12 string guitar and my electronics
has been remedied.
My WONDERFUL wife presented me with an
Ovation Elite, flat black, acoustic-electric 12 string!
The perfect stage guitar, and it also sounds
fucking great!
 I still have to rebuild all my supplemental sound
equipment.

 is ours....
The cost--1/4 skid of sod--yes that is correct...
However the reduction in price to literally grass
was that it is not running right--
and 
it is full of junk---
but it is now ours !
(The below photo illustrates our current jeep status.)
(well this is really the current status)
I managed to get it started although it doesn't seem
to want to stay running in reverse???
I cleaned a ton of shit out of the
inside, then duct taped the holes in the roof
removed the busted, cheap extra lights
 and 
we had it towed it to a real mechanic--
no news yet on what the cost of getting it up
and truly running will be ..but...still.....
I repeat-- a lifted 1994 jeep for 1/4 skid of sod...
that's still fucking amazing?

State officials are now claiming that
three hobo's smoking crack,
have destroyed a major American city's
 entire Interstate system????
Blaming three crack smoking hobo's
living under the I-85 overpass---
 for destroying Atlanta's roadway system proves 
that either:
Our infrastructure is totally fucked..
or 
we now build our interstate highway overpasses
out of cardboard???
I-85-bridge collapse in Atlanta brings headache to 250,000 drivers a day
These are the only two possible real explanations..

Ikutaro Kakehashi 
has passed away at 87.
The founder of Roland, creator of the first
drum machine, and the man who brought the
synth keyboard to the poor musician,
passed away this week....

Ikutaro Kakehashi
All musician's owe him...
with the possible exception of
drummers?
I replaced many a nasty drummer with
Ikutaro's machines.
Thank God!!!


Season 2 on DVD

My Master Gardner wife redesigned our 
front yard this spring---
new sod, flowers, edging...
amazing...

Marvel has been losing money---
Their CEO blames female-centric comics..???
Bullshit!
Marvel vp blames women and diversity for sales slump
I'll tell you why Marvel is losing money....
The true problem is that there are now just too many
fucking superheros to keep track of...
and way, way, way too many superhero movies!
I absolutely have no concept of who--9/10ths
of the modern superhero's are or what the fuck they do?
So Marvel you have lost me--
I had no concept of even why
they were all fighting against each other
in the last movie???
As far as I am concerned...
Batman only 
would be fine,
thank you!