Wednesday, July 26, 2017

It's supposed to hurt! It's science !

Pondering how to get my shit together.... 

Just some of the mystically weird things that start
happening the older you get?
Hand Bruises--
You just kinda wake up with them
having no concept of how you hurt yourself???
Eyebrow hair---
Everything else is shrinking with the
exception of eyebrow hair...
which when older grows at the rate of
an alien life form invading a space ship in the movies..

The religious fanatic, Ark Encounter amusement park
in Kentucky just fucked over the county and the state.
Yeah-Yup-Yes
I predicted this huge fuck-up--
in previous blogs..
This state supported, religious delusion, amusement park,
 is probably my favorite 
 Murican' moment.
Ken Ham,
who believes the earth is 6000 years old,
that dinosaurs co-existed with Jesus and 
 the instigator of all this, has pulled a scam by 
selling the park back to his own
religious church group for ten bucks..
Ark-theme-park-trashes-press-for-reporting-hes-ducking-taxes?
therefore avoiding any taxes or debts owed
to the state and county his boondoggle exists in..
Then he pulls a TRUMP blaming the press
for actually telling the truth!
Drone footage of this ARK insanity's parking lot
shows attendance is a bit slow as well...
which probably explains why Ham is pulling
a fast one on his State and County supporters.
This was bound to happen,
the state of Kentucky and county gave Ham millions both in
cash and tax breaks to build this anti-science Disneyland
 against any type or form of common sense.
I was going to say that I feel sorry for the people
of Kentucky for getting screwed over---
since they are a poor state scrambling to get by..
but--
then i remembered that Kentucky backed
County Clerk Kim Davis
who refused to provide gay couples 
marriage licenses...
based on her "religious convictions" ???
(which now Kentucky has to pay 224,000 dollars in legal
fees to the couple she refused to provide a license to)
Kentucky-taxpayers-gay-marriage
So--
Kentucky you deserve the screwing you get by these religious fanatics.. 
since you obviously refuse to wise the fuck up...

Am I going home....
Said the six members of Burundi Robotics team....
who showed up in the US for a Robotics competition..
then--immediately---poof--disappeared..
Two of the team are apparently already enjoying Canada.
two members of Burundi robotics team spotted crossing into Canada
 You'd run away from Burundi as fast as you
could as well---if you ever got a chance to get out...
Burundi is the country equivalent of a shit hole buffet...
It's problems run the gauntlet from
insane ethnic cleansing to massive corruption 
to having foreign relief aid supply 42% of 
it's gross national product---?
 87% of the population lives in an 
an extreme rural lifestyle...?
Yeah it's a real vacation spot--
There is no way I can blame these kids for
doing their best to disappear into either the US
or Canada--
Although, 
if these guys are real, robot smart guys
the remaining 4 of them on the lam 
  will get the fuck out of the US asap.. 
and get all their asses to Canada.
We're lucky Canada is there--many of us
may need their kindness before this is all through...
Not just the Burundi Robotics team...

Afghanistan ----
Is there anything it cannot fuck up?
Like using our money
to buy what we used to call Gucci-flage..
General Abdul Rahim Wardak
 bought 93 million dollars worth of 
camouflage with American money
OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET !
Luckily the inspector general stopped the
purchases after between 23 and 28 million dollars
of this shit was delivered...
(yeah we were real lucky???)
The best part of this head shaking circumstance is that
the camo purchased is woodland--style
Afghanistan is 2% forest..98% desert..
take a look at how well this Gucci-flage blends into
the sandy ground---?
You can barely make these guys out eh?
The best part is that of course we had enough
desert camo in stock to outfit all these turds.
At literally zero expense...
When the Afghan national army are not busy 
shooting our guys while they are trying to train them--
they want to look good while doing it !
At our expense of course...
16 years of non-stop combat in this disaster of 
what i will charitably call a country and incredibly
we will never wise up and walk away from
this life and money eating shit-hole because
of the angry old men we have in charge,
wanting to play emperor---
We should be slapped for being so 
incredibly stupid...

Trying to build a solo guitar act is 
tough...
Unless you want to be the angst-ridden folk guy
hammering bummer songs out on an acoustic guitar,
Which most gigs really don't want..
So I have to use all the technology that could
possibly help create a sound bigger
 than one puny human on stage...
I am attempting to put the finishing touches
on my act to hopefully gig in the fall..
August will be the big practice month..
do or die...
These next couple of years will be my 
last chance at playing live to an audience..

In the search for a sound of more than 
one guy with a guitar---
i just ordered:
Donner yellow fall delay pedal...
to add depth to my guitar sound..
Ordered used: 
hopefully a bit of written advice..



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