Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Will we freeze to death before the jackals get us?

I am still confused over---well---me???

I am staying away from political news,
or depressing news of any type...

A police chase and shoot-out ended strangely 
here in my town the other day...
A drunk, majorly wanted, illegal alien dude,
(who had already tried to kill himself once..by shooting himself in the head)
 was running from and 
shooting at the police...during this wild pursuit he
crashed his truck onto a shooting range while
a concealed firearm carry course was in progress...
You can easily imagine the end result...
What else could possibly go wrong for this dude???
This is why in the real world---
the words..
Criminal genius 
are never used....

(because i am not paying attention any more)
That another Trump cabinet member
resigned--I don't know which one and I
don't care as long as any/all of them fucking go...

This (baked) idea i had the other night....
Ok so----
the last time i watched and actually enjoyed
  any kind of TV sports was in 1988.... 
when
The Jamaican Bobsled team competed at the Winter Olympics..
and at this same Winter Olympics Eddie The Eagle--
a standard issued--Englishman,  tried ski jumping,
for the first time, at the fucking Olympics...!
as the only member of England's 
downhill ski team...
Eddie The Eagle Edwards
These normal humans competing against,
the super-human, pre-selected,
perfect human athletes we have developed---
for commercialized sport---
 was both awesome and hysterical..
In my smoky brilliance I decided that all
professional sports teams or Olympic teams
SHOULD...
have a required, specific number of 
 regular, semi-normal people, 
chosen by
lottery, on the field, court, or what have you...
mixed in with the pro athletes...
When they play anything-----
The end result would be fucking awesome..
and bring more people like me..
into that watching sports shit---

Sucks does not adequately describe
the loss of Tom Petty....

it has been raining on my desert for 6 days straight..
IT NEVER RAINS HERE FOR EVEN 6 MINUTES STRAIGHT...
MUCH LESS 6 DAYS STRAIGHT...?
Six days of  
 water falling from the sky
 has made us here all FUCKING WEIRD...
People have gone all social, complicating things..
We actually went to a party this week..!
None of us are use to daytime darkness, 
the air full of moisture, wet falling down on our bodies..
having to wear clothes specifically designed 
to combat falling wet..
Has climate change turned us into Portland????
I hope so!

I have an old IBM Thinkpad 43 that i love...
The feel of it, the keyboard, how heavy it is...
how big and square the screen----
It is so old, the wireless is terrible and it runs windows 95. 
There is nothing i can really do with it in today's world..
and i have tried to give it jobs multiple times...so....
I ordered an old, used AVP game for four dollars
just so's I can do something with this machine that i enjoy...
old computers, old games, old guy...

Steampunk Science Fiction on Mars...

On DVD---
and on streaming...
cliche' filled but still funny----

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