Wow! The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.

 I wish I was stupid sometimes...?

Things would be easier...?

I think---maybe---?

There are so many rich people climbing Everest this year..
that the climber line is stepping over dead rich people.. 
from the front of the line as they hike to the top???

https:/disturbing-photo-Everest-climbers-stepping-dead-body-queue-summit

What exactly is wrong with you fuckers
that would make you want to do this
in the first place?

And---once at the top the climbers are pushing and 
shoving each other....for the best selfie position...?
Really---Really?
Everest-climber-tells-fear-reaching-overcrowded-peak

I guess when you are a newly re-elected African President who
has to convince your voters that---
You're not dead.....
you absolutely need a bodyguard who looks like this...?

malawi-president-ceremony-bodyguard

So I want to start using some of my boombox collection
as
well, boomboxes...
So i have linked my JVC RC-M70, 
(which has a dead tape player--sucks)
but which has fucking awesome sound through the radio or when hooked

to a portable CD player. I am planning on using this set up 
on the back porch for music when people stop by----

There is a problem tho--as always....
The M70 is huge..
JVC-RC-M70
and---
how do I keep New Mexico sand and dust out of it 
while it is stationed on the porch awaiting use...?
Suddenly a brainstorm--
window air conditioner cover..!
Since the M70 boombox is as big as an A/C's butt....
Problem solved..ordered from Amazon for 7 bucks...!

I am sort of a geezer-retired-DARPA...

DARPA

Some billionaire's sailing super-yacht fell off 
a cargo ship

 that was transporting it from 
Bermuda to Monaco and it got destroyed....
Boo-fucking-hoo...!
All we peons feel your pain.....

superyacht-lost at sea...

My wife says she thinks the Mueller report was clear...
I, on the other hand,
 do not---!
I cannot believe that the investigation was 
somehow incapable of saying...

robert-mueller-russia-probe-bill-barr-donald-trump

navy-acknowledges-request-was-made-hide-uss-john-s-mccain

Singer and guitarist Leon Redbone passed away at 69.
He was awesome, specializing in playing 20's-30's and 40's music.
He was an outstanding performer and I will miss him...
singer-leon-redbone-dies at 69

If you have never seen Redbone go here...
youtube Leon Redbone