That, ladies and gentlemen, is the destroyer of the universe. I rest my case.

Meal Team 6...
Faithful Followers of Donald Trump..

Showed up at Gettysburg to heroically 
defend Murica' against..

well nothing actually--??
militias-descend-on-gettysburg-over-july-4th-social-media-hoax

Apparently Meal Team Six should have been guarding

Melania's statue outside her home town in 

Slovenia...?

(no really, that's supposed to be her, no shit)

Somebody burnt it up...?

So basically the Trumps...

are pretty much hated 

even in fucking Slovenia..?

statue-of-melania-trump-set-on-fire-in-slovenia

Trump and Stone..

Will both die lonely, alone, forgotten....

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Yeah..this totally explains why Florida people are
the way they are...?

florida-brain-eating-amoeba-warning

Let's see Governor denies CoronaVirus is a problem,
 full opens the state..
 now Florida has more cases than half the globe...?
florida-hospitals-hit-100-icu-capacity-as-desantis-defends-refusal-to-release-coronavirus-data

Bet this woman wishes it was the Governor's head she 
found lying along side of this Florida road..?
Florida-jogger-finds decomposing head

How--What--
Ringo Starr is 80 years old--?
Just how the fuck did that happen...?
Seriously how did this sneak up on me..?

Is that in dog years???
No fucking way??

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Charlie Daniels is dead...
This sucks tremendously...
Charlie Daniels dies at 83