Friday, March 5, 2021

I figure he'll get bored and die, and then I will rule!

My entire world seems to be overloaded 
with incredibly strange bullshit that never ends...?

Disappointed that he did not kill all of his Texas
voters by ineptly handling the power & water outages during the recent blizzard.
Texas Republican Governor Abbot.
Just up and decides masks are 
no longer necessary...
The CDC, is of course, 
against it--
--but--
What the fuck do scientists know right?
Those guys who believe in evolution..
we don't even let that be taught in Texas school systems.....
Texas turns into a Republican Zombie Apocalypse Zone
in
five, four, three, two, one----

Would you---
eat Oysters
from a Vending Machine--?
They do in Japan....

What is weird is that lately, I keep running 
across old boombox commercials on
the internet--?
The weirdest part is that I'm not looking for them....
They just seem to appear for me????

I have a Smart Watch in route---
I really do not know if I am smart enough 
to use one but--
I'll find out soon enough?
Plus this is,
 I believe,
the world's cheapest fucking smart watch.
At this price I know, I know,
I am not getting a Mensa grade smartwatch...
This will be a short bus smartwatch I am sure....
It is still supposed to do a lot of stuff--
supposed to....
is the key word here I guess?
I had zero interest in all the fitness bullshit
it can keep track of...
I was interested mostly in the sleep tracking mode,
I thought that would be very cool?
I also wanted one that actually looked like a
smart watch--
something science fiction like?
I will probably be waiting forever for someone to ask
in a sing-song-y voice----
"Oh is that a smart watch???"
I'd be all like puffed up like and answer--
"why yes"...
but I probably couldn't show off anything it does
because of being actually, un-fucking-able, to operate it?
I'll keep you posted on how this latest
stupidity of mine works out at some point...?
However the super smart watch cannot 
figure out a way to get here in less than
ten days tho----?

When I was a kid one of my favorite
1950's black and white
Science Fiction movies was..
THEM!
Ants altered to huge by atom bomb test radioactivity
attack the world from New Mexico.
The last surviving star of THEM passed away,
Joan Weldon....
She was the scientist's main squeeze and
required screamer for this kind of movie back then.
So strange I still remember her 60 years later.
This sucks as it is like the end of an era.
Yeah I know, laugh while you can
Monkey Boy,
until all the Hunger Games and Twlight actors start dying
of old age--

Steeleye Span---

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