Saturday, July 13, 2019

On behalf of all girls, none of us is going to the dance with you!

There is an online survey to take to decide
 how or if,
we should contact alien life,
and if so what should we tell them...?
This concept involves humanity having a say in
this alien contact process if--or when it ever happens,
 rather than say having:
Trump do the talking to an alien life form....?
I filled it out--
so should you,
mostly so, that--when something happens
 you can go---
Lightsail 2 is currently orbiting earth..
a project designed to prove that lightsail powered
spacecraft are viable...!
LightSail
Below is a site link so you can track 
Lightsail2 in orbit...
lightsail-solar-sailing/lightsail-mission-control

Fox News was covering the women's world soccer championships 
in France and Fox was broadcasting from a bar which specializes 
in catering to Americans in Paris...
for a background to a live broadcast...?
The crowd at the bar found out the news crew was FOX
and began to chant FUCK TRUMP over and over,
 while the newsman tried to do his thing...
It took a bit before Fox figured out what they
were doing and cut the feed....
but fuck trump for sure got out live..!!!
FUCKING AWESOME..
Proud of you guys...thanks....!
world-cup-fox-news-live-shot-fuck trump
and it worked----
he got pissed off according to a White House insider...?
report-president-salty-over-soccer-fans

OK so----
The President of  the  United States of America
Florida Golf Club 
was going to hold a tournament where
the caddies were going to be STRIPPERS--?
What the fuck has happened to us--?
Where the fuck did we go---?
Just how the low can Republicans and Evangelicals go,
backing this P.O.S.....?
Florida-strip-club-hold-golf-tournament-Trump-resort

So anyway I run across this weird dude,
Mike Gravel ....
who is running for President in the way, way back wilderness 
of the Democratic Party....
and 
He has had a really weirdly strange political
career and a bizarre kinda life---?
(catch the link below)
The excellent thing is that by donating a dollar 
to his campaign he will send you a pack of rolling papers...!
The campaign motto is 
"when they go low we go high...!"
So how could I fucking resist...!!!
I sent him two bucks--!
Mike Gravel

A cassette player-recorder that is 
Blue tooth capable, so you can use a portable 
Blue tooth speaker with them..!
retro-bluetooth-cassette-tape-player-kickstarter
One of the most excellent areas of Bernie Sanders Website
is the "Anti-Endorsement" page.
Bernie proudly posts the quotes of billionaires on
how they hate him..!

Working my way through all the Rifftrax shows
on Amazon Prime..!
RiffTrax


Friday, July 5, 2019

It's like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop....

This has been a very strange week 
for me-----inter-personally---?

Just consider this poor Englishman...?
who was sunbathing, tanning,
(for quite possibly the first time in his Pale(y) English life)
in his own backyard...when---
An illegal immigrant, who had stowed away in a Kenya Airways aircraft
wheel-well, trying to smuggle himself into Britain--
sorta fell the fuck out--
when the landing gear was deployed and he
lawn darted in, right next to the pale, sunbathing, Englishman...
in his own backyard..!!!
The wheel-well immigrant sort of blew up I guess...?
Ruining both sunbathing and mentally scarring this Brit's first ever
chance at a tan....?
stowaway-falls-3500ft-jet-sunbather

My wife an I were sitting on the front porch today,
and a 50-60 grand big SUV pulled up at the front of our house.
We thought the elderly driver was just wanting
to park in the shade of our apple trees....
When the Geezer, a Republican, obviously,
(because of sandals and socks and striped Bermuda shorts)
started stealing apples out of our trees---?
My wife yelled out--"what are you doing"
and he made the slowest, hobbling getaway to the SUV
we'd ever seen..
On checking our apple trees he must have been doing
this for several days--they were pretty much stripped clean.
I mean if he'd asked we would
have given him some you know--?
But Jesus Christ how strange...????

Barbie goes to North Korea...?
Yeah, I can see how a fucking privileged, bimbo,
handbag designer should be negotiating with
an insane dictator about Nukes...?
I mean why not--? 
Since this is how Murica' does business now,
Since Bambi is now our chief diplomat i just want to know,
where are all the Earth destroying asteroids when you need them...!
But once again the Internet prevents me from hanging 
myself by finding humor in Trump's horror--!
Photo-shopping Bambi into all sorts of major events..!
after her LAME attempts to be a player at the G20 meeting...!
The absolutely best thing is that these memes pissed off the white house so...
I just thought I'd just do my part and post a few of them,
in case any living human missed them...!
I loved it that the G-20 leaders treated the Trumps
for what they truly are...

This July 1st was the 40th anniversary of the
Sony Walkman cassette player/recorder...
I have never given up on the Walkman...being the 
weird geezer I am..!
I have 6 Walkmans of various models..!
The Walkman changed the world--and the
world has pretty much forgotten it...sad...!
why-the-sony-walkman-is-still-relevant-to-music-40-years-later

This was weirdly amazing---???