It's like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop....

This has been a very strange week 
for me-----inter-personally---?

Just consider this poor Englishman...?

who was sunbathing, tanning,
(for quite possibly the first time in his Pale(y) English life)

in his own backyard...when---
An illegal immigrant, who had stowed away in a Kenya Airways aircraft
wheel-well, trying to smuggle himself into Britain--
sorta fell the fuck out--

when the landing gear was deployed and he
lawn darted in, right next to the pale, sunbathing, Englishman...
in his own backyard..!!!

The wheel-well immigrant sort of blew up I guess...?
Ruining both sunbathing and mentally scarring this Brit's first ever
chance at a tan....?

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My wife an I were sitting on the front porch today,
and a 50-60 grand big SUV pulled up at the front of our house.

We thought the elderly driver was just wanting
to park in the shade of our apple trees....
When the Geezer, a Republican, obviously,
(because of sandals and socks and striped Bermuda shorts)
started stealing apples out of our trees---?
My wife yelled out--"what are you doing"
and he made the slowest, hobbling getaway to the SUV
we'd ever seen..

On checking our apple trees he must have been doing
this for several days--they were pretty much stripped clean.
I mean if he'd asked we would
have given him some you know--?
But Jesus Christ how strange...????

Barbie goes to North Korea...?

Yeah, I can see how a fucking privileged, bimbo,

handbag designer should be negotiating with

an insane dictator about Nukes...?

I mean why not--? 

Since this is how Murica' does business now,

Since Bambi is now our chief diplomat i just want to know,

where are all the Earth destroying asteroids when you need them...!

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But once again the Internet prevents me from hanging 

myself by finding humor in Trump's horror--!

Photo-shopping Bambi into all sorts of major events..!

after her LAME attempts to be a player at the G20 meeting...!

The absolutely best thing is that these memes pissed off the white house so...

I just thought I'd just do my part and post a few of them,

in case any living human missed them...!

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I loved it that the G-20 leaders treated the Trumps
for what they truly are...

This July 1st was the 40th anniversary of the
Sony Walkman cassette player/recorder...

I have never given up on the Walkman...being the 
weird geezer I am..!
I have 6 Walkmans of various models..!
The Walkman changed the world--and the
world has pretty much forgotten it...sad...!
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This was weirdly amazing---???