The Uncertainty Principle: I think we as a culture peaked in High School

Life is good again---

because

I caught a huge break--

My 2006 Brabus, diesel, Smart for Two had

instigated a huge mental depression for me...

My Pocket Rocket's parking brake had frozen in the locked position.

The parking brake just locked up with no prior warnings or indication of a problem.

Immovable for two weeks.

For ten days I ran through every possible

solution I had found in multiple Internet searches

for this particular brake problem--all with negative results.

I was completely and totally at a loss of what to do

and rabidly bummed-out.

I was left with no other option than to

take the vehicle's parking brake system apart--

with no schematics or any concept of what i was actually suppose to fix.

I was seriously depressed thinking that i could do more damage

than good to a vehicle that I have truly grown to love.

I put off tackling the problem as long as I could

through endless researching, cleaning the garage,

organizing and re-organizing my tools over and over again...

I would sit in the garage pretending to be thinking out the problem from all directions---

Anything was preferable than getting lost in a maze of mechanical parts

that would have no meaning for me.....

On the very morning that I had brutally shamed myself into starting to

actually disassemble important parts of the vehicle,

I decided to try one last time to tap on the rear brake

drums with a hammer......one of the Internet possible solutions....

and this time it fucking WORKED!

It was as if the Pocket Rocket

just decided to work,
as suddenly as it had locked up--it unlocked???

I immediately did the happy dance in the garage!!!!

My Pocket Rocket, diesel Smart for Two, has been running

perfectly since this singular incident---

The moral of the story I guess, is that

there are times when fear, doubt and procrastination

can actually provide positive results---?

but just in case---I have vowed

TO NEVER-EVER USE THE PARKING BRAKE AGAIN !

The day the Pocket Rocket fixed itself--

I walked back into the house from the garage

feeling totally huge--

"Yeah baby I fixed it, totally no problem for man of my skills."

John McCain is a multi-millionaire asshole....
But Donald Trump was a worse multi-millionaire asshole for
slamming him about being a P.O.W.

I am building a 1/72 model of the British Arvo Vulcan
nuclear bomber.
It is completely strange that something that was so
incredibly dangerous to the human race..
could be so beautiful--

How is it that Religious Conservative Republicans
can be so outraged at every-fucking-thing--

except their own beliefs and actions?

54 years of Embargo and conservative stupidity
over Cuba
finally ended this week.
Maybe there is hope for us----

I find it hysterically funny that the most common fear-mongering
insult that can be thrown at an opposition politician...
"He's a Socialist."
Doesn't work against Bernie Sanders....
He has called himself a Socialist his entire Political Career
and won.

Pointing a finger at him in a debate and screaming

Socialist, means nothing when he just says

'Yup'

Nobody fucking cares he's a Socialist.
They care about what he is saying.

Disgruntled Chinese patients
are attacking their Doctors over poor service they have received.
cure me or I'll kick your ass!

and this is wrong eh how?

It's official

My hero's
The Lone Gunmen

will be part of the new X-files series.
The Lone Gunmen ride again

The Japanese are amazing.
They have specific verbiage for any and everything.
Lonely dudes in Japan who sit in their rooms playing
guitar for hours by themselves are called:
bochi guitarisuto
(Lone guitar)

No band, no friends.
But now thanks to a small machine
bochi guitarisutos can have an instant backing band for their
extreme but lonely grooves.
Nobody wants to play with me except this box...

I myself am a bochi guitarisuto
and i am going to look into one of these
for when winter comes and I start practicing again.
Wait-wait
did i just bitch slap my-own-self??????