This week, New Mexico was again--
Officially fucking hot.
We will be fucking hot again next week...
We will be fucking hot again next week...
Here is the science of
fucking hot.
We here in the deserts of New Mexico may
be able to survive these 107 degree temperature days
thanks to this new product:
This Japanese,rechargeable, clip on, armpit fan!
It is well known that--
No armpit sweat stains,
is the true sign of civilized life!
is the true sign of civilized life!
Japanese engineers spent years
in trial and error research---
which has produced this technological break through,
freeing we desert rats from climate change heat stroke.
We are not worthy!
We have now become so strange in the United States,
that foreign governments are issuing warnings
on our dangerous behavior patterns and primitive attitudes
to their citizens planning on traveling here.
Instead of Religion helping the sick, needy, and poor..
Our Christians just opened, (July 7th)
a 100 million dollar Noah's Ark theme Park
in
where-the-fuck-else--but--
Kentucky.
where-the-fuck-else--but--
Kentucky.
There are dinosaurs on this Ark--
These guys claim the Earth is only 6000 years old,
to top it off, the theme park is described
as
"a learning experience"
for christian home schoolers??
REALLY???
A LEARNING EXPERIENCE????
There are more and more occasions when--
A week into constructing my 4.5L Bentley model.
I am close to completing the chassis.
This week I also received the display case
I ordered for this model when (hopefully) completed.
We have been watching a nice, little British
mystery series centering on two gardeners
who solve crimes while, of course,
gardening.
One of the side benefits of teaching guitar
is that once a student reaches the point where
they can "almost' chord their way through a complete
song--
You can play another instrument along with them
and secretly practice your own shit while
teaching.
I use the mandolin,
with which i am attempting to become more competent.
I recently discovered my acoustic mandolin was
destroyed during one of our moves when I
pulled it from storage--
Intending not to miss the opportunity of improving my
chops on the mandolin via guitar student slaves..
I ordered a new DEAN, black, Tennessee mandolin as a replacement.
The Dean Tennessee has an added advantage of being
an acoustic electric model, with it's
electronic controls neatly hidden.
I play,
well,
bad mandolin.
I play it just well enough to have gotten by
on stage playing stuff like
Maggie May or Losing my Religion.
But I could not justify spending big money on an
instrument that i may wind up sucking at--no matter
how much I practice...
So the affordable Dean Mandolin is perfect for me right at the moment.
So the affordable Dean Mandolin is perfect for me right at the moment.
if I do wind up sucking at the mandolin
no problem because:
no problem because:
QUESTION: what is a gentleman?
ANSWER: someone who knows how to play
the mandolin--
but doesn't...
Sorry for the new look for the blog--
My original template crashed and
I had to improvise--
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