Wednesday, August 24, 2016

If you're looking for plausibility, you won't find it here.

I got new teeth this week...
It's been a long, tough process--
The days after my mouth aches--because
of the teeth being new--and they feel BIG?
Hopefully everything will wear in??

I just bought the cheapest Chinese Fender telecaster copy i could find.
$99.00, free shipping, gig bag included.
Due to arrive later this week--
I'll provide actual photo's on the next blog---but--
I've already named this guitar CHENDER..
as in Chinese fender?

I love telecasters and haven't owned one in quite some time.
Henceforth my frustrating attempted build of a tele esquire.
That build project failed, as you may well know?
So I went with the cheapest telecaster copy i could find on the Net.
The singular element of this style of electric guitar is:
A telecaster is a telecaster is a telecaster--
as long as it plays well--
A cheap Chinese copy that plays well is as good as the worlds 
most expensive real Fender telecaster....
An additional attraction for me with this 99 dollar guitar--
(well actually 69 dollar guitar if one deducts
say 30 dollars for the gig bag, which is way less than the
standard cost for a decent gig bag)
is to possibly use this inexpensive CHENDER for busking...
The last necessary item for  my devious plan on busking will be

a good, battery powered amp... more on that in later blogs---
Hopefully this guitar will work out---
I did have qualms about buying something that
probably was built by slave labor 
but--
I decided that
 we musicians are basically slave labor as well--
So no harm, no foul..


An insane, snake dancing preacher,
Tony Perkins--
 preaches that natural disasters happen because 
Well--
according to Perkins it's simple...
there are alot of gay people where disasters happen?
According to this nimrod--
God sends disasters as punishment against Gay people????
In the recent Louisiana flooding--
(this dick lives in Louisiana of course, where the fuck else?)
Perkin's house and snake dancing church building
were washed away...
So 'splain that one to me big guy?

the Olympics???
Turns out that pretty much nobody watched it:
poor olympics ratings
Just what the fuck event is this:
Get drunk, trash a service station, lie about a robbery,
in a foreign country and loose your endorsements---
They really want me to pay to watch these schmucks??
Yeah----they fucking lied...

This breaks my heart---
Corporate Prison's stocks crash--
due to the Federal Government announcing 
that it will no longer contract out Prisons.
How about getting out of this business and try doing
something decent for society for a change?

Multiple companies are salivating at the though of a switch to
self driving cars, taxis and trucks?
The CEO's are getting hard at the thought of laying off 
all those troublesome employee's
I have posed this question regarding self driving vehicles 
multiple times before---
With another entire segment of the population laid off work,
like eliminating driving jobs,
who the fuck will be able to pay to ride 
in all your driver-less taxis?

Just viewed this on DVD--
A
This has to be the absolute
worst superhero movie I have ever seen...
Broke my loyal Batman heart....
I actually thought Ben Affleck was OK--as batman---
A really BIG batman--
but he did a decent job and doesn't deserve the
shit the nerd community has given him over
this role----
It was the movie plot that totally sucked!!
The writers must have been on LSD?

I saw the second best movie in the entire world---
(The Big Lebowski ranks in as first of course..)
HELLO MY NAME IS DORIS..
is a perfect wonderment of a movie--
You fucking absolutely have to see this film!
Sally Field is simply awesome---
It seems all excellent movies have to be
given about 20 minutes before you suddenly
realize their greatness--this rule applies here..
give the film 20 minutes--you won't regret it!

This kid is supposed to be a reincarnated, big-time, Buddhist Lama?
Sorta looks like he, uh, kinda ate the previous Lama...?
Does that count?
Hard to fit a whole Lama in a 10 year old?

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