Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Hey, we can't all notice the same subtleties....

about the same.....


Donald Trump no poor people allowed on my team
Because--well,
poor people would want to take care of 
poor people---instead of
us rich guys.

This is weird..or maybe not?
A rather large drop in the number
of electric guitars sold over the last several years?
Perhaps the drop in sales is the result of that 
"What do you mean I actually have to practice?"
The slow secret death of the electric guitar

Just randomness that made me think--
Death is embarrassing--
Especially when you are an Internet fitness guru
killed while opening a can of whipped cream????
Rebecca Burger dead by whipped cream explosion
I still buy CD's--
(I know what you're thinking so fuck you)
Opening music cd packaging has
 been historically the cause
of thousands of emergency room cases,
in which the paperwork is titled:
 stabbed self in the nuts....
but--
A guy in Japan invented a machine
to auto open his cd's for him...
video on the link below---
mega fan creates cd packaging opening machine

This dude bought a parachute off 
THE FUCKING INTERNET..
and jumped off an apartment balcony....
In the video 
(of course his buddies videoed this thing)
you can hear his wife and kid crying---
It actually fucking worked????
jumps from balcony with an internet parachute...
Do not do this...
Seriously...

The Sprinkler, yard sentry experiment 
is working awesomely...
It is amazing to watch feral cats 
stay on the FUCKING sidewalk now!
Bite me cats...


No change in the leg...

Head over heels for my new Parnis, Chinese,
U-Boat Fightdeck 50, Homage, left hand, chronograph.
A gift from my truly wonderful wife..
Homage
Huge with a 50mm face alone and heavy,
even the band matches the real thing!
Also easy to read with a quick, glasses-less glance!
Love this watch!!!
(Real U-Boat Flightdecks run $3950.000
believe me this is not a real one but 
close enough for me)
An added plus is by buying a perfect knock-off
of an expensive watch favored by the 1%er's
is sort of like jabbing a stick in their eye!

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