These past weeks have been so strange?
I really cannot describe them properly---
If you have a slightly better than normal Murican' brain..
You may remember multiple important issues
receiving press coverage several months ago?
AS IN---
The poisoning of Flint's water supply
The Dakota Access Pipeline
The NC bathroom bill..
Those little things?
Ever (at all) wonder what happened with those issues
that were soooo fucking important at the time---
to the candidates?
FUCKING NOTHING !!!
Nothing done on recent issues.....We all heard the standard cliche's growing up in the 60's..
You can grow up to be President or even an Astronaut..
Of course like everything you are told by adults
when you're a kid
it turned out to be all----
NASA just picked 12 new Astronauts--
they have about 400 PHD's between them..
Tehy are all insanely handsome and healthly
assuredly not a single cavity in all those perfect,white teeth..
probably(ha!)
not a smoker amongst them---
fuckers
they have about 400 PHD's between them..
Tehy are all insanely handsome and healthly
assuredly not a single cavity in all those perfect,white teeth..
probably(ha!)
not a smoker amongst them---
fuckers
Shouldn't Astronauts be more representative
of the REAL human species?
As in hiring a few, non-handsome, dumbshit astronauts??
Aliens,
I would think, after being scammed into
thinking all humans were like these genius astronauts,
in their first contact with us---
would for sure destroy us after arriving here
only to discover what complete and total
ass-wipes we humans really are!
Could you blame them???
of the REAL human species?
As in hiring a few, non-handsome, dumbshit astronauts??
I mean
just in case they meet an alien culture?Aliens,
I would think, after being scammed into
thinking all humans were like these genius astronauts,
in their first contact with us---
would for sure destroy us after arriving here
only to discover what complete and total
ass-wipes we humans really are!
Could you blame them???
These people are awesome!!
So Puerto Rico voted to become a state
this weekend......
Now that they are bankrupt as fuck---
Puerto-Rico-debt
I mean flat ass broke--massively in eternal debt--
BROKE!
Sooooooooo
now they suddenly want to be a US state?
Really????
After like close to a hundred years of voting no to it?
Wow--thanks so much guys!
23% of Puerto vote goes 97% for statehood---huh?
this weekend......
Now that they are bankrupt as fuck---
Puerto-Rico-debt
I mean flat ass broke--massively in eternal debt--
BROKE!
Sooooooooo
now they suddenly want to be a US state?
Really????
After like close to a hundred years of voting no to it?
Wow--thanks so much guys!
23% of Puerto vote goes 97% for statehood---huh?
There was that little assassination attempt on
U.S. President Truman--in 1950---
by Puerto Rican Independence fighters--
Attempted assassination of Harry S. Truman
But hey--
who's keeping track---
other than me that is?
This should really work out so well...
U.S. President Truman--in 1950---
by Puerto Rican Independence fighters--
Attempted assassination of Harry S. Truman
But hey--
who's keeping track---
other than me that is?
This should really work out so well...
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