Well, it's nice and all, but I want something sleazy?

Usually, I get geezer upset, 

by some random, small thing once a week--?

When i loose my shit, I sorta react..

much like this guy...

Physicists this week proved the concept of 
"Spooky action at Distance".

They managed to even photograph 
the process...?

This is a fundamental concept in Quantum theory,
where photons communicate with each other
over any distance...? 
Spooky action at distance, 
had eluded Einstein,
or he wished to not actually face it's possibility---?
Even tho he recognized it and named it..?

Of course there was hardly any news on this discovery...?

It is always amazing to me that our society
is more interested in the Kardashians than
major scientific advancements...?

scientists-unveil-first-ever-image-quantum

We simply have to win in 2020...

We have to--!

He's a dick--a tiny dick---!

trump-goes-full-racist

When I was working with 400 dudes, this item 
from Japan should have been required issue....
A small, sound machine to cover nasty pooping noises
that would come out of the bathroom stalls...!

Companies in Japan, stick them to the latrine walls

and the sound of a waterfall--etc--plays at the push 

of a button...so's your eh--personal sounds,

 don't disturb people in the next stall.

Although in Murica' ---

I'd recommend sticking a shit-load of them 
(no pun intended) on the stall walls...

testing-japans-stick-on-mask-your-pooping-sound-speakers-against-our-coworkers-butt

Recently I finished a complete re-organization and
rebuild of my guitar studio..
Of course, due to opening up new space,
 I needed a second...
Clapton poster to complete the rebuild..!
So I ordered this one:

You know----

Ya gotta admit,Clapton always takes a cool photo--?

This November I wrote about the King of Malaysia
marrying a Russian, beauty queen..?
You can tell by the photo below she married him for love..?
Not because he was super-rich and a king you know--?

He was just so handsome---?

Of course they made it only 6 months....
malaysian-king-and-russian-beauty-queen-wife-divorce-six-months-after-he-abdicated-to-marry-her

Luckily there aren't any other world leaders stupid
enough to fall for the 
"Marry the Russian beauty queen scam"  
right--right?

A guy named Dan Abramson has designed and
is kick-starting a Mars..
Well, a Mars dust globe..?
Sort of like a snow-globe for Mars..!
I want.....

danabramson/mars-dust-globe

What a great concept---!
Labeling specific park benches for chatting with strangers...!

These specific benches allow strangers to meet and converse
by mutual consent .

A town in Great Britain is attempting to prevent Loneliness 
for it's citizens..?

chat-benches-combat-loneliness-in-uk

I'm just not sure it would work in today's Murica'...?

Why we can't have nice things...?

On streaming----