Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Hey, we can't all notice the same subtleties....

about the same.....


Donald Trump no poor people allowed on my team
Because--well,
poor people would want to take care of 
poor people---instead of
us rich guys.

This is weird..or maybe not?
A rather large drop in the number
of electric guitars sold over the last several years?
Perhaps the drop in sales is the result of that 
"What do you mean I actually have to practice?"
The slow secret death of the electric guitar

Just randomness that made me think--
Death is embarrassing--
Especially when you are an Internet fitness guru
killed while opening a can of whipped cream????
Rebecca Burger dead by whipped cream explosion
I still buy CD's--
(I know what you're thinking so fuck you)
Opening music cd packaging has
 been historically the cause
of thousands of emergency room cases,
in which the paperwork is titled:
 stabbed self in the nuts....
but--
A guy in Japan invented a machine
to auto open his cd's for him...
video on the link below---
mega fan creates cd packaging opening machine

This dude bought a parachute off 
THE FUCKING INTERNET..
and jumped off an apartment balcony....
In the video 
(of course his buddies videoed this thing)
you can hear his wife and kid crying---
It actually fucking worked????
jumps from balcony with an internet parachute...
Do not do this...
Seriously...

The Sprinkler, yard sentry experiment 
is working awesomely...
It is amazing to watch feral cats 
stay on the FUCKING sidewalk now!
Bite me cats...


No change in the leg...

Head over heels for my new Parnis, Chinese,
U-Boat Fightdeck 50, Homage, left hand, chronograph.
A gift from my truly wonderful wife..
Homage
Huge with a 50mm face alone and heavy,
even the band matches the real thing!
Also easy to read with a quick, glasses-less glance!
Love this watch!!!
(Real U-Boat Flightdecks run $3950.000
believe me this is not a real one but 
close enough for me)
An added plus is by buying a perfect knock-off
of an expensive watch favored by the 1%er's
is sort of like jabbing a stick in their eye!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

That's the tee-shirt her mom got married in.....

It has been 100 to 111 degrees-- 
(yes fucking 111 degrees!!!)
here in New Mexico for 7 days now...
with more weeks of high temperatures 
to come...
Leg is still bad...
Dr.'s are still trying to figure out why?
I am currently poked literally full of holes
for blood test samples....
This week I tried Acupuncture..
seriously..it is supposed to take three sessions
to fix me and truthfully the leg does feel 
a bit better after getting needled...
not fixed but better...

If you could only hear the glee in my thought voice
at this moment...
Feral cats have been shitting in our front yard--
killing our birds
and clawing at the trunks of our fruit trees..
We've tried chasing them, and chemical treatments
that were, suppose to, ward cats off...
didn't work....
We've done way too much work on the
front yard to allow a gang of feral cats to fuck it up....
In Response to the ongoing cat vandalism..
I just ordered an 
Orbit 62100 "Yard Enforcer" motion activated
Spray gun!!
(wonderfully evil looking isn't it?)
This unit was designed to track and fire
high-high pressure water 
at any animal (cat) motion
in our front yard...
it even has night vision!!!!
Not cheap by the way...?
The enforcer may actually come close to fulfilling my
life-long dream of owning my own,
COLONIAL MARINE issued
UA 571-c Sentry gun,
as used in the Director's cut of the movie
 ALIENS..!!!!! 
I will have to set the Enforcer up properly and insure 
that it functions as designed---
I have warned all the neighbors,
to not stray from the path to the front door,
but one...
who I am planning on using as a 
human test subject..
The Yard Enforcer concept allows me to
use my love of strange science for practical problems--
Although, truthfully, my science projects end results,
for the most part, leave much to be desired...
In the war against yard shitting cats
I may tho,
have reached an entirely new level of prowess...
I will advise on the results....

What we are going through here
in the US--basically despising the
entire elected 1% leadership....
regardless of party---
is not a purely American experience in this new global society.
The Brits hate their elected officials almost as much
as we deplore ours...
P.M.Theresa May had to make a run for 
her armored limo surrounded by police,
after bungling a
"I'm so sorry i trashed construction fire safety regulations"
for my business buddies and you died"--
meeting with the families of victims of
Genfell housing project fire in London...
Massive Booing and fist shaking
 from a large and very angry crowd 
made her speedy 
escape from the unwashed very very necessary.
Here's a link to a video of the escape...
the squirming is pretty cool...
Watch prime minister may hurry
but----

Stephen Furst..passed away..
Flounder is gone..
Animal house actor stephen furst passes away at age 62

I called this one a long time ago here on the blog--
The religious fanatic Ark amusement park, in Kentucky is
falling apart..
The State of Kentucky gave this mope
 Ken Ham
millions in loans, cash infusions, tax credits and allowed him to make
employee's go through a religious belief test to work at
a snake dancing religious amusement park,
which was supposed to bring in hundreds of thousands
of people and millions of dollars a year. 
It is, of course, crashing--
with zero cash brought
into the local economy....
but of course it's not because---
IT WAS A FUCKING TOTALLY STUPID IDEA...
but it's those damn atheists who are at fault---!!!!!!
You know, when you claim Jurassic Reptiles were taken
for a ride by Noah...?
You've limited your audience to a specific group
of believer's which is crashing in population to begin with--
and then
falsifying your beliefs as to the number of humans
who want to defy science and rationality--
to view this--whatever it is...
cannot help but lead to disaster. 
My problem with all this is that Kentucky rather than 
investing these millions in programs that would have
actually helped their population face the real world..
medical care, education, addiction fighting--shit like that....
Kentucky politicians chose religious politics 
in an attempt to forcibly reinforce a fairy tale,
with absolutely predictable results,
wasting their already limited capital.
It is the regular people of Kentucky, who will suffer
for this debacle those are who I feel for.

An excellent article on artist Maud Lewis,
Maud sold her paintings by the roadside for $2.00
in front of her, pretty much one room cabin,
which was without electric or running water.
Her paintings are now being collected for $20,000
She eventually raised the price of her
paintings to $5.00 but worried she was gouging people?
Maud painted on anything she could get her hands on..
wood, wallboard, metal
using old house paint when she had to.
Maud had a tough life but
she  lived to do her art...
that was what was important to her...

Scarily accurate portrayal of
the (unfortunately) all too near future..
I recommend....

John Wick against an almost
unlimited number of henchmen
who cannot wait to get shot.