The Uncertainty Principle: July 2019

Sunday, July 28, 2019

I'm going to start slapping you now and I may never stop...!

I try to do right but---?

The guy who fell behind the freezers
while working at this
piece of shit grocery store..died in there and
wasn't found for 10 years...?????
10 fucking years...????

I cannot determine what is actually worse.....
How this guy died...?
Or---
That people bought food out of his freezer-tomb
for ten years and ate it...???

Remains-man-supermarket-freezer-10-years

Billions for the military and in tax breaks for your buddies.

Then----

Cut three million people off food stamps eh---?
Yeah you're a real fucking prince....

trump-administration-proposal-cut-roughly-million-people-off food stamps

I guess there may be a God...???

Trump while giving a speech to
"young Republicans",
stood in front of a phony Presidential seal..?
The seal had a double headed Russian eagle,
holding golf clubs and cash in it's claws.

The motto in Latin said he was a tool....!
This was truly his version of hell...
publicly shown as the fool he is...
trump punked by phoney Presidential seal....

Creator-spoof-Presidential-seal-says-theres-no-chance-accidental

I continually tell myself that his election was a good thing----
for he will destroy the Republican Party for once and for all,
much like it's death in California...
He will die in obscurity...
for people are truly tired of his shit..!

The woman who started all this
baby, gender-reveal party nonsense...
10 years ago---
Has discovered that her child..the first gender reveal
party kid--
is gender fluid--?

gender-reveal-creator-plot-twist

Rutger Hauer is gone at 75...
rutger-hauer-dead

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

A classic

Friday, July 19, 2019

Well, it's nice and all, but I want something sleazy?

Usually, I get geezer upset,

by some random, small thing once a week--?

When i loose my shit, I sorta react..

much like this guy...

Physicists this week proved the concept of
"Spooky action at Distance".

They managed to even photograph
the process...?

This is a fundamental concept in Quantum theory,
where photons communicate with each other
over any distance...?
Spooky action at distance,
had eluded Einstein,
or he wished to not actually face it's possibility---?
Even tho he recognized it and named it..?

Of course there was hardly any news on this discovery...?

It is always amazing to me that our society
is more interested in the Kardashians than
major scientific advancements...?

scientists-unveil-first-ever-image-quantum

We simply have to win in 2020...

We have to--!

He's a dick--a tiny dick---!

trump-goes-full-racist

When I was working with 400 dudes, this item
from Japan should have been required issue....
A small, sound machine to cover nasty pooping noises
that would come out of the bathroom stalls...!

Companies in Japan, stick them to the latrine walls

and the sound of a waterfall--etc--plays at the push

of a button...so's your eh--personal sounds,

don't disturb people in the next stall.

Although in Murica' ---

I'd recommend sticking a shit-load of them
(no pun intended) on the stall walls...

testing-japans-stick-on-mask-your-pooping-sound-speakers-against-our-coworkers-butt

Recently I finished a complete re-organization and
rebuild of my guitar studio..
Of course, due to opening up new space,
I needed a second...
Clapton poster to complete the rebuild..!
So I ordered this one:

You know----

Ya gotta admit,Clapton always takes a cool photo--?

This November I wrote about the King of Malaysia
marrying a Russian, beauty queen..?
You can tell by the photo below she married him for love..?
Not because he was super-rich and a king you know--?