Tuesday, June 26, 2018

They’re only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth....

Trying to find enjoyment in small things---
and celebrate them....

Canada---
land of reasonable humans
 has legalized weed...
Canada-legalises-cannabis
Must be nice to live in a humanistic country---
free of massive stupidity---
We resign from the UN commission on
Human Rights---
because our history on human rights is so perfect right?
u-s-announces-its-withdrawal-from-u-n-s-human-rights-council
So while Canada legalizes Weed---
Our Government's major recent accomplishment is to
decide that human rights no longer matter....?


(I really don't think anyone did)
but service dogs are trained that,
in case of an emergency with their assigned human,
they are to go to the nearest adult human and beg
for help...?
epilepsy-seizure-service-dog
If an unaccompanied service dog runs up
to you immediately check the area for 
anyone needing assistance..!
These dogs should come with instructions 
you know?

Giant Hogweed,
which causes extreme burns to human skin, 
for long time periods with no cure---
has been discovered to be spreading in the US....
Some ass-wipe brought this demon spawn into the country
to use as a fucking decorative plant---??

that I've written on this subject previously but---
One more time---
Trump will just not give up the idea of another 
worthless military concept to burn money 
which a real human would find better used
on domestic problems...
He keeps trying to create a 
"Space Force"
again and again and again?
Trump-Tells-Pentagon-to-Create-Space-Force
One last time----
We don't need no stinking space force--!!!

KoKo the gorilla that could communicate
via sign language passed away...
KoKo was 46, and was an inspiration...
koko-the-gorilla-dies-redrew-the-lines-of-animal-human-communication
This really sucks and I am truly bummed....


a mechanical burger maker introduced into our society,
but they are going to do it.....
I've previously warned of the economic tragedy 
of self driving semi-trucks and now fucking this...?
the-worlds-first-robotic-burger-is-ready-to-hit-the-bay-area
Kill any safety net and then kill entry level jobs..?
What the fuck are we doing?
Sure they are not great jobs, in fact they suck,
 but they are jobs!
Once again I ask the 1%er's...
who will buy the shit your fucking company's make
 if all human jobs are replaced by machinery????


None of these fuckers have any idea of
what they are doing....
Melania-Trump-wears-jacket-REALLY-DONT-CARE-U-visit-immigrant-children
This latest photo PR disaster was incredibly stupid 
for a woman supposedly granted
an "Einstein Visa" to come to the United States...
try not to laugh--an Einstein visa----really try not to----
 How exactly did Melania Trump get an Einstein Visa eh?

I want to watch bears fish and hang out
this summer in Alaska..
on the Internet will be just fine thank you...
bear-cam-is-back

Young Republicans working for 
the Trump administration in DC
 can't get laid..?
Time was--dropping the fact that you worked
at the white house in a bar in Washington DC
pretty much guaranteed sex results.
The millennial White House staffers are surprised that 
pretty much everybody in the city hates them...
Really--surprised are they?


How to make a candle out of a 
can of tuna--
in case of earthquakes...
or giant robot attack----



On Netflix streaming---
Outstanding...totally outstanding..!

Monday, June 18, 2018

Guys, it doesn't get any stupider than this.....

This example below is my brain talking to me---?
I've been internally very strange this week..?
I have been 
feeling as if I am just mentally"phoning it in" on everything?
That i cannot get a grip on things..projects..
stuff i want to do---that I am just wandering 
about mentally and physically
without energy or enthusiasm?
I need to force myself out of this state--

your country has become truly a shit hole--- 
when---
Pizza delivery companies
 have to fill potholes...?
Sadly, I am not kidding about this...

The Advanced Style blog by Ari Cohen is a blog 
featuring photographs of 
very styling, very artistic, extremely fashionable, eclectic older folks
across the country.
This blog is for sure worth a look..
especially since besides being stylin'
everyone photographed looks very happy!
For the full story start at the oldest post,
 481 and work backwards.
advanced style

 to sue our Supposed-President
there are soooooo many doing it now---
New York State is suing his phony TRUMP foundation--
and recommending prosecution of the board members...
which all Trumps of course.....?
Perhaps this phony foundation buying a big portrait of his ego-ness
with money that was suppose to go to charity
was a bit too much---?
new-york-lawsuit against the-trump-foundation
I simply cannot bring myself to talk about 
Trumps lawyer...
Ex-New York Mayor's Rudy Giuliani's 
sex life--?
That's all over the news lately.
Just writing the words, 
Giuliani and sex life, makes me nauseous...
apparently neither can the white house---
rudy-giuliani-love-life-white-house-no-comment
Just another old fucking lech at the white house but---
at least he wasn't such an asshole that he had
had to go to Russia to get his wives...
Unlike some people we know---

Apparently if you are the engineer on the
the Shinkansen bullet train, which is 
capable of traveling at 375 m.p.h.....
and you hear a big bang...
you need to pull over right away
and look for human body parts in the grill....
and according to the photo's on the below link---
humans leave quite a dent and smear.........

that a wall street backed, blood-(supposed high-tech-)testing start up...
called THANOS---is a complete fake....
Thanos was "Invented" (I use that term loosely) and
pushed as the "new thing" by CEO Elizabeth Holmes...
Strangely she may be actually going to jail--
probably because she only pretty much
cheated wall street banks and big name start-up investors...
elizabeth-holmes-indicted for theranos scam
She scammed billions and hid the fact that her company
couldn't/didn't actually work---
If it was us little people--
losing our retirement savings or investment accounts
into her bottomless pockets....
nothing would have happened to her!
Holmes may be going to jail only because she stole from the 1%!

The average price per gallon of regular unleaded gas
is now $2.90 that's the average price...
gas-prices-up memorial-day
I advised months ago that gas prices would rise this summer....
(based on actions by the Russians and Iranians)
Since good Muricans' are stupid mammals with
incredibly short memory spans..the country is currently overloaded
with huge gas guzzling SUV's and Pickup trucks....
These SUV's and Pickup's are financed for extended periods
many on hugely expensive 6 year loans.....
What will happen when people cannot afford to fill the huge
tanks on these guzzlers..with house payment sized 
outstanding loans...and many of the auto loans issued 
are SUBPRIME as well...
The auto loan industry will crash...
banks involved with auto loans will crash...
This will be our own fault based on nothing more than
national repeated stupidity....
My diesel Smart gets over 49 M.P.G. around town
and well over 62 M.P.G. on the highway
but it's not definitely considered Murican' enough...!


Matt "Guitar" Murphy passed away this week at 88...
Best know for not only his awesome blues licks---
for being a guitar player in the Blues Brothers band and Review...
blues-brothers-guitarist-matt-guitar-murphy-dead-at-881
He was a great guitar player and reportedly a neat human being.

I am currently re-habbing a
Citizen, WR100 Eco drive chronograph--
Cleaned it up, reactivated it and ordered a 
new silicone band..since the watch is stainless
with a white face I went with a gray colored silicone band.
Shown below is the finished product....


On Amazon streaming---
Billy Bob is fucking awesome....again.....season 2